I have no inclination to sew myself, I hate it. With a passion. But fucking damn it all to hell why can the woman who supposedly knows these things not get my fucking extra long extra deep queen size fucking sheet made to fit my bed?????
This is the second time I have had a sheet made by this woman and she still cannot get the sizing right! I even gave her one of my old sheets to use as a fucking template and the new one also doesn't fit!