Who does this?

Himself went to the market this morning. Well he was supposed to go to Woolies for croisants for breakfast and ended up at the market. I think because C guilted him into it for custard tarts and spring rolls. What was only supposed to be a half hour round trip turned into a 2 hour delay. Himself got the croisants then when he came back to his car at the market, he had a flat so he went to the nearest garage to see if they could fix any leaks. There weren't any. Which means that someone must have let the air out of the tyre. There is no other explanation. Wanker. Breakfast was very late.