Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Random kid sayings

J, my 8 year old son, has come up with some really interesting things lately...

Quite a while ago he discovered that when he peed, his penis could sometimes stand erect and the flow would go wherever he decided...until one day it wouldn't do it. He came out of the bathroom totally aghast because the bone in his penis was broken....

A few weeks ago he decided his genitals needed a name. So far, his penis is Jack....

Three days ago he told me that he can't wait to become a man.

Yesterday he told me that he is a man...because he snores.....and only men snore.

C, my 6 year old daughter, is thinking of a name for her vagina....

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